Nombre total de pages vues

dimanche 10 août 2014

Female Runner (Claire Wyckoff) Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an American Hero

Most runners I know who are not also liars acknowledge that running sucks much (okay, most) of the time. Usually, I deal with how much I hate it by complaining about it to people who really, truly do not care. But one San Francisco woman has channeled that love-hate relationship into something beautiful: using the latest in satellite-enabled exercise tracking technology and her own running feet to draw pictures of dicks.
The American hero behind Running Drawing is San Franciscan Claire Wyckoff. To be fair, some of Wykoff's Nike+ drawings are not dicks — she recently made an Atari Space Invaders character and an extended middle finger, for example — but most of them are. Dicks of all sizes. Fat dicks, skinny dicks. Dicks who climb on rocks.
Over at Uproxx, Stacey Ritzen is pretty jazzed (jizzed? Oh, god. I'm sorry) about what Wykoff's been up to, and thinks it could have beautiful ramifications for future road race course designs. She writes,
The possibilities are endless. Dick 5Ks? Cock and Balls Half Marathons? PENIS-SHAPED MEDALS? As both a runner and purveyor of fine dick humor, my head is absolutely spinning with the possibilities.
Two takeaways here: first, this is literally the only reason I'd ever use Nike+. And second, I think I want to marry Claire Wyckoff.
Images via Running Drawing

Hey guys ran an alien from the 1978 Atari game Space Invaders. David said I should make the post funny but I got nothing. When I’m sad and I need a chuckle I think about Kim Kardashian with the shits.  (at Inner Sunset (the sets))
There have been a bunch of requests for more penir, so this is for the fans. You guys are like jockstraps: mostly white and really supportive. #nike #nikeplusart #runningdrawing #halfmarathon #sanfrancisco  (at Kezar Stadium)
Decided to change it up and run an airplane. Just kidding it’s an upside down dick! I call it an Australian dick cause things are opposite in the Southern Hemisphere, right? Follow me on Twitter @ClaireWyckoff! #runningdrawing #nike #nikeplus #nikeplusart #nikeplusrunning #sanfran  (at Fort Mason)

Source : JEZEBEL
Enregistrer un commentaire